Rules of Crib Club

1) The first rule of Crib Club is, you do not crib about Crib Club
2) The second rule of Crib Club is, you Do Not CRIB ABOUT Crib Club
3) You do not Crib about similarities to the fight club
4) If you meet a fellow Cribber, you take off your shirts, shoes and beat you chest like a Gorilla before you crib. The women may remain in their shirts or crib with just their bras on if they want to and the men cannot crib about that
5) Send your Cribs to clubthatcribs@gmail.com
6) If this is your first visit to Crib Club, you have to Crib and beat that chest like a Gorilla when you do it (No really dude, do it!)
7) You must create a cool Crib name before you start to Crib; this name will be your trademark, this name will identify you to your fellow cribbers, this name is your key to the golden door, this name is your password to the wormhole, this name is your cribber identity (you also do not crib about how long this rule is)
8) If you can't think of anything you wanna Crib about, get the fuck out of here!

- Corporate Vermin