Cribber Pillai says Hi

I hate this layout. And please use wordpress. I am gonna upload porn pics to this website, if you don't shift to wordpress.

Cribber Pillai

How to be a GOD

Here's how you can become a Grossly Overpaid Duffer (GOD). Before I start, let me warn you that not everyone can become a GOD, you must
- Have a pulse
- Be able to speak
- Have an IQ below 100

While this topic deserves a doctoral thesis, I'm compressing it into some easy to follow bullet points for the benefit of aspiring GODs

- ALWAYS take on more work and responsibility
- Leave NO opportunity to suck up to the bosses
- ALWAYS dump your work onto the little guys, the smart and hardworking ones
- NEVER let anyone know you did not do the work yourself
- Pass it all on upwards saying its all YOUR idea
- If the work is shit, screw the guy who did it
- If the work is great, screw the guy who did it anyways, you don't want him taking credit
- TALK endlessly about how much work you have

Following these simple steps, you can sit back, relax and concentrate on day to day activities like breathing and eating, which are hard to do at your intelligence level

- TheWeirdGuy

Office Hellos

I really hate the sad "hellos" and nods we have to give everyone as you pass them in office. If you have to go for a glass of water, you have to smile everytime you a colleague. You rotate in your chair and happen to meet eye-to-eye with another colleague, again with the gentle smile. Why I ask you, why?

- Corporate Vermin

Rules of Crib Club

1) The first rule of Crib Club is, you do not crib about Crib Club
2) The second rule of Crib Club is, you Do Not CRIB ABOUT Crib Club
3) You do not Crib about similarities to the fight club
4) If you meet a fellow Cribber, you take off your shirts, shoes and beat you chest like a Gorilla before you crib. The women may remain in their shirts or crib with just their bras on if they want to and the men cannot crib about that
5) Send your Cribs to clubthatcribs@gmail.com
6) If this is your first visit to Crib Club, you have to Crib and beat that chest like a Gorilla when you do it (No really dude, do it!)
7) You must create a cool Crib name before you start to Crib; this name will be your trademark, this name will identify you to your fellow cribbers, this name is your key to the golden door, this name is your password to the wormhole, this name is your cribber identity (you also do not crib about how long this rule is)
8) If you can't think of anything you wanna Crib about, get the fuck out of here!

- Corporate Vermin